Gunston Inc Russian Spy Relocation Agency

We will ship ALL your shit stateside using our very own customised bespoke shipping service:

 

https://gunstonshipping.wixsite.com/ship

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Death (yours).

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If the seppos catch you spying on them and decide to string your cock and balls up for espionage or high treason or some shit then rest assured, we here at The Gunston Inc Russki Spy Relocation Agency will also take care of your funeral.

 

https://gunstonundertakers.wixsite.com/death

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Yes, yes, of course Vlad will be at your funeral

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Bonus Offer!

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Your next of kin will all receive one of these fucken ace t-shirts as a reminder of your half-mental commitment to the commie cuntface cause.*

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*while stocks last**

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**we only made 3