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Agent Testimonials:

 NASA shit 
 
"Gidday cuntz, I'm Yuri. I take photos of all this NASA shit and send piccies back to Vlad every fucken day. Go the fucken KGB!"
Spy Shit
 
"I just nicked all these papers from the fucken Pentagon. Stupid fucken seppos didn't even lock the bloody doors. #CCCP_4_LIFE_U_CUNTS."
Rewrite the US Constitution.
 
"Just nipped backstage at Congress, here's a photo of me actually rewriting the US Constitution. Piece of fucken piss! 
 Interview Preparation 
 
"When talking to a seppo just move your hands around a bit like this. They're easily distracted. Like mental little starlings".
 Family Integration
 
"Hahahaha, we're the fucken Obama's. More like the fucken Барака Обамы's you thick seppo morans hahaha"
Fake Passports
 
These cost fucken extra cunt. We're not a fucken charity here. Stingy commie wanker.
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